1.High-Waist Mom Jeans
The mom jeans should be left for whom they are named after-Moms!!! Unfortunately, even the moms have ditched this high waist stone wash denim for some trendier styles, and so should you. I wont be caught dead on a date with a guy wearing this kind of Jeans.
2.Low Riders
About 10 years ago, men who sagged in Nigeria were perceived as the 'big boys', fast forward to this time, people have ditched the "prisoners' trend" for more sophisticated and classy appearance.
3. Extremely Tight Skinny Jeans
I love the skinny jeans on skinny guys but still I have one rule: "If your jeans are skinnier than mine, then it's a No-No!!!"
4.Baggy Jeans
If you want to look about 5kg heavier and lot more sloppier, then this is the best look for you! The look is so Nelly 90's.
5. Wrong Lengths
A pair of jeans mustn't be too long or too short, well, except there's some religious reason attached to it. You know your jeans is too long, when at the bottom it crumples over like an empty sack of rice.
5.Blinding Colours of Denim
A touch of neon is cool, but going all decked up in neon denim is never cool for a guy except you're going to hang out at a gay club.
6.Excessive Embellishments
Too much embellishments on a denim pants don't look right on a woman, and even worse, they look horrible on a man.
The rule-of-thumb is: No
rhinestones or studs or what-have-you. Unless you’re in
a mariachi band or you're Denrele Edun!
7.Pants Past Their Prime
Jeans
should be replaced if you’ve grown six inches and lost 10kg since you bought them, if the hem is dangling off and dragging behind you, and there are 'bullet' holes in them- like the one in pix above.
Hahahaha dis is a very funny post, do guyz still dress like dis in ds 21st century?
ReplyDeletePlease help me tell them ooooo, esp the very skinny jeans, they can be so annoying with their butts looking funny, their thin legs looking like skeleton n worse their b*lls n ... all squeezed up 2 one cona.
ReplyDeleteI wonder how they feel comfortable cos as a woman I find skinny jeans a lot of hard work how much more a man in them. Shio oshi rebe rebe
OMG!!! This is so hilarious. My bestie yaf vex oooo. And the talk about balls? *lipssealed*
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